c'mon Fink's Forbes overview was a paid Kopin Puff Piece with other stuff thrown in to give it a patina of "journalism", he had an ODG mention saying nobody would be caught dead in these, ended with a portrait of himself with 5 rules guy, talk about a cult of personality and CF was ringside for Fan's 5 somnolent inducing rules redux, last fake article had a paid by kopin disclaimer, forgot this time...

"Oh we ain't got a barrel of money, our clothes are baggy and funny but we're rollin' along singin' a song side by side...